Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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