It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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