I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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