I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I would fuck him just for his dog
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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