i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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