You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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