we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
she peed on how many people?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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