i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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