yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
