You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Come on in and take your pants off
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