I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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