so explain again why im purple
no
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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