there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
