I must be too annoying 4 u.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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