i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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