Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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