ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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