No, drunk sperm still make babies.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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