I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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