I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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