that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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