I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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