You're so nebulous sometimes
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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