Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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