she looked like the bat from fern gully.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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