Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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