Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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