Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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