Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
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go home
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
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