Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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