Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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