i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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