Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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