so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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