talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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