What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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