We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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