Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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