do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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