How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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