(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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