That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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