can we get nightvision for the apartment?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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