do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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