Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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