I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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