I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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