okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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