you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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