they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
My Sexting was not on an AP level
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Randomize
